I had the best idea today, an Automated Confession Booth. Basically, it has an oversized, gigantic boxing glove attached. The boxing glove would have the words, “I forgive you” painted in white on the front of the glove.” When you sit down to confess, you only need to say how you screwed up in life and Jesus will knock the living shit out of you, so you remember not so screw up next time. I’m going to set this up at the next LA fair and dress up like a priest and ask people to confess. I won’t won’t actually tell them about the boxing glove though. I like the shock factor.